Saturday, August 30, 2008

Journal Titles

A colleague who's involved with analyzing journal statistics sent me a list of journal titles that he thought might merit a follow-up post to the book titles one I did earlier.

Bedtime reading
  • Arthropod-Plant Interactions
  • Cellulose
  • Journal of Friction and Wear
  • Journal of Bamboo and Rattan
  • Journal of Inverse and Ill-Posed Problems
  • Journal of Scheduling
Not bedtime reading
  • Calcified Tissue International
  • Current Bladder Dysfunction Reports
  • Journal of Headache and Pain
  • Journal of Pest Science
Disturbing
  • Autonomous Robots
  • Coke and Chemistry
  • Journal of Empirical Theology
  • Landslides
  • Swarm Intelligence

Friday, August 29, 2008

Princeton and Windsor

I work at the University of Windsor. To take this position I left a similar one at Princeton. Windsor is an aggressively mediocre, semi-industrial Canadian institution, while Princeton is, well, Princeton. This simple fact seems to bother some. Why did you come here, they ask, why did you leave there. Unspoken: what's wrong with you? Were you fired?

I give easy answers: nearer my family (slightly), higher level position, the old challenges thing. True enough, or semi-true. It was one of those complicated dances of family and husband and restlessness and opportunity, and not really worth going on about. But the apparent assumption that one would have to be insane to leave a high-end institution for a low one does bother me.

Working for a prestigious institution can be gratifying. It's flattering to get the job offer, and I was a little in awe my first while there - the history, the beauty of the campus, the feeling of brilliant minds past and present all around me. By the time a few months had passed, though, it was just a place to work, just a job. The beautiful town came with a very high cost of living, financing for the equipment my area needed was often unobtainable despite Princeton's unimaginable wealth, and the brilliant minds didn't really have much to do with me, though I attended a few talks.

The students were almost uniformly bright, but I also found them often frighteningly passive and, well, uniform. But that's another rant.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Public library dissatisfaction

I'm currently filling out a "customer satisfaction survey" for the Windsor public library. Only I'm not a customer, I'm a patron, and the survey itself is dissatisfying me. A whole series of questions asks whether library staff bothered me while I was visiting the library - only they don't use the term "bother." The questions ask whether library staff met and greeted me, made me feel appreciated, offered assistance, thanked me for coming and invited me back. Basically, whether they acted like the very most pushy and annoying sales staff that ever sent me slinking in terror from a high-end department store.

Like many library patrons, and librarians, I'm a book-loving introvert. I go to the public library because I'd rather spend time looking at books than talking to people. That means I don't want library staff to meet me, greet me, or initiate contact in any way. They don't need to make me feel appreciated for deigning to borrow their books.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Still looking for one language to rule them all...

From the Encyclopedia of Computer Languages LYaPAS entry:

Some experts believe PL/1 will replace even the widely-used languages such as FORTRAN, COBOL, and ALGOL. If this does occur, it will surely take some time - as shown by the chronological diagram (illustration 2) .

Friday, August 1, 2008

Farming methodists

Not exactly work related, but it is research...

I've been researching my family history online off and on, over the last few months. I was started by my husband - his Jewish European family history seems more compelling to me, but he's expressed interest in my ancestors. So I've been plugging along little by little, and gradually became fascinated.

My mother's family I've always been more familiar with - they go back to England, mostly, and seem to have done various English things over there in places with names like Sedgely and Nottinghamshire.

My father's side was a mystery. He's from a blended family of 9 kids, and it's only while doing this research that I've figured out which were full or half- siblings, on which side. One uncle died in childhood, and I discovered his name just this year. Before that was a blank - we were only in very occasional touch with the surviving aunts and uncles, and my grandparents died before I was born. An aunt showed me a picture of my grandfather, once; my father kept none.

Anyways, what I've found, mostly, going back, is Scots-Irish, Methodist farmers. Wesleyan Methodists, no less, at least that's how they list themselves, all farming and marrying and breeding in this little area of midwestern Ontario where my father came from. A set of great-great grandparents had 13 children, and most of them reproduced themselves too, on down to my father's family of 9.

I have this mental image now of farmers, a whole army of them, with their pitchforks and beards, their wives in long prairie dresses, old ones and young, standing on the land, all looking vaguely somehow like my father. All going to church on Sunday, and getting up at 5 to feed the cows. Some mix of my father's few reminiscences, Little Houe on the Prairie, and Green Acres.

No wonder he fled.